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"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)
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"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#140 Holland is the only country with a national dog.
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is so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
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Q: Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs?
A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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