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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
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Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
Hey!
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started by
donjose
(09.02.2000 10:11:09 AM EST)
It's my birthday!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
dumb
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started by
onamission
(09.02.2000 2:41:26 AM EST)
this sucks
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.
Yep, I sure do
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started by
Hannes
(09.02.2000 0:22:51 AM EST)
Nice cartoon PK :^)
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
