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Snapple Facts
#135 A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans per year.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she poll vaults with a toothpick
One Liners
Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
Hey!
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started by
donjose
(09.02.2000 10:11:09 AM EST)
It's my birthday!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
dumb
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started by
onamission
(09.02.2000 2:41:26 AM EST)
this sucks
Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.
Yep, I sure do
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started by
Hannes
(09.02.2000 0:22:51 AM EST)
Nice cartoon PK :^)
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
