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Doctor, Magician, Idiot

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 02/26/2004
 
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So that's what happened to Gramps.

Doctor, Magician, Idiot

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    thats (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.29.2004 9:37:08 PM EST)

    going to leave a mark

    Nuts? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.26.2004 10:42:23 AM EST)


    I suppose that's what hit the floor first. Damn hospital gowns.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    making someone disappear, like the Doctor.

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