"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report
"He's the ugliest woman I have ever seen in my life." Shaquille O'Neal on Dennis Rodman.
#24 The state of maine has 62 lighthouses.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks!
Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? A. 45 lbs.
(05.31.2000 2:42:18 AM EST)
i woke up in an elevator with my hand taped to 7th floor button.
(05.31.2000 2:26:36 AM EST)
did robnoxious draw this himself?
(05.31.2000 2:08:42 AM EST)
damn that hurt
(05.31.2000 0:12:03 AM EST)
...I had a chick go down on me in an elevator.
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