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Elevator flasher

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/31/2000
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Bing Bong. Watch for the closing door.

Elevator flasher

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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PAIN (0 replies)
started by jatt
(05.31.2001 5:28:47 PM EST)

thats gotta hurt

shyaa (0 replies)
started by hawaiiansuperman60
(01.08.2001 5:46:50 AM EST)


you know you want some but you can't handle it

STUPID (0 replies)
started by 97Civic
(07.31.2000 10:05:25 PM EST)

this isn't funny RULES

great pictures (0 replies)
started by crofty
(06.04.2000 12:08:27 PM EST)

get some more funny things

Yo momma (0 replies)
started by KiddShady
(06.03.2000 1:26:54 AM EST)

lips is so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

that's one way (0 replies)
started by pinkclit
(06.02.2000 3:36:55 PM EST)

to get a penis enlargement

kewl (0 replies)
started by Ajetski69
(05.31.2000 10:46:04 PM EST)

Damn! that looks like it hurt. but i would have been better if he gotten head. i have in a elevator!!!

started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 10:33:49 PM EST)

Feic Trimble and his Jaffa Thugs

hey (0 replies)
started by puppylove
(05.31.2000 9:25:02 PM EST)

this was a very funny joke and i hope u make some more.

daniela ruiz

Hahahahahahahaha (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 7:34:59 PM EST)

Serves the stupid fucker right, I say

ok? (0 replies)
started by CSTsquanto
(05.31.2000 6:55:18 PM EST)

This was alright....Ijust wish for the view from the inside of the elevator next time.

Alright (0 replies)
started by bruiser53
(05.31.2000 6:11:27 PM EST)

It's alright but the couloring sucks. I'd like to see some better graphics


this sucks (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 1:04:16 PM EST)

you shiut heads this is not funny at all

Funny, but... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(05.31.2000 12:54:20 PM EST)

this looks like someone colored it with cheap crayons on a napkin while waiting for their meal or

Is this from Highlights Magazine? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 12:42:22 PM EST)

what the hell!?! Where is Goofus and Gallant?

no one (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 2:42:18 AM EST)

i woke up in an elevator with my hand taped to 7th floor button.

what? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 2:26:36 AM EST)

did robnoxious draw this himself?

OUCH!!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 2:08:42 AM EST)

damn that hurt

Once... (2 replies)  
started by OliverClozoff
(05.31.2000 0:12:03 AM EST)

...I had a chick go down on me in an elevator.

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