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True to Life!
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Seaweedy
(10.06.2000 11:36:01 PM EST)
So THAT'S why the farmer's wife got on all-fours when I started a little affair with her. Good one Robnoxious. Where did you get this one, by the way?
lick my balls
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.05.2000 11:12:34 PM EST)
fukn funy
FUNNY
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CM87SS
(10.05.2000 7:00:05 PM EST)
FUNNY
*laughs*
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started by
AcidInterval
(09.28.2000 1:38:29 AM EST)
thats fu*k'n hilarous.. im still laughing.. what do you think hes actually doing to her thought? any ideas tell me...
Did I just say that out loud?
MILK IT
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BIGMAE52
(09.07.2000 9:24:43 PM EST)
GET A LOAD OF THIS, IS THIS CORNEY OR WHAT? HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS ONE?
RITA
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