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Fool Proof Plan

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 01/30/2004
 
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    lawyers (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.30.2004 9:24:56 PM EST)

    wouldnt do anything imoral would they?...lol

    Imagine that! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (01.30.2004 3:02:03 PM EST)

    She's kept his lawyer on retainer by keeping a firm grip on his buttocks.

    That's no more of a conflict.. (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (01.30.2004 1:17:28 AM EST)


    That my boots are about to have with your testicles.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Knowing lawyers (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (01.30.2004 0:16:03 AM EST)


    I can't believe he didn't represent them both

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