"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntodayI mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003
"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?" Jay Leno, Comedian
#220 Porcupines each have 30,000 quills.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Q: Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A: They fought like animals and retained water for fourdays.
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Your Brain My f*cking brain does this to me all the time. ...