"If you find a neighbor in need, you're responsible for serving that neighbor in need, you're responsible for loving a neighbor just like you'd like to love yourself." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on the Economy," Sept. 16, 2002
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I'veforgotten this before." Steven Wright, Comedian
#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
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so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
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