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Gas Prices

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/02/2003
 
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They might as well take the shirt off your back or worse.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.02.2003 11:01:29 AM EST)

    its getting about that bad...lol

    I'm surprised..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.02.2003 0:35:41 AM EST)


    They don't give him the gas for free if he keeps his clothes ON.

    Nice rack on the old lady though. ;^)

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    They should have (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.02.2003 0:33:50 AM EST)


    taken some weight off his fat arse..

    Good one SW

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