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Why don't you start on your John Kerry seris now.
That's it!
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(09.06.2004 2:56:59 AM EST)
I'm pretty sure we can go uncap those rigs in the gulf now Goofs.
What do you say Meesha?
Can we train some cats to go out on the catwalks?
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