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smart man
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roger
(06.12.2003 0:41:56 AM EST)
gotta remember this one
whiners!
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Meesha
(06.08.2001 12:14:57 PM EST)
Goofball is great and if you don't think so, then leave. No one is forcing you to be here! Quit complaining or get the heck out.
this is 4 uncle
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.13.2000 10:43:12 PM EST)
HEY AUNTIE...DOESNT THIS LOOK FROMILLARE???
Gee, thanks, honey...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.09.2000 11:48:25 PM EST)
...now, make sure you finish painting the living room before I get back, or I'll beat the crap outta ya!
;o)
goofball now officially sux.
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.08.2000 6:53:43 PM EST)
what happened to the good days at goofball!!!!...this sux...time to find a new "funny site"
"The good old days back" - what the hell is that supposed to mean anyway anonymous coward poster?
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good old days
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.08.2000 6:31:50 AM EST)
the new goofball is sooooo shit, funk this registering crap, lets all get together,complain about the new revised goofball and get the good old days back...
Third!
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ILuvPie
(06.08.2000 4:54:24 AM EST)
The same thing has happened to me except that I was on my way to my Mistress's house. Though the whip and the nipple clamps weren't quite as revealing as the golf clubs.
The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.
second!
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misha86
(06.08.2000 0:42:16 AM EST)
i can't believe I missed first! The picture doesn't suck... it would be funny to see in real life.
first!!
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blah4321
(06.08.2000 0:05:37 AM EST)
I'm first! the pictrue sucks
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