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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
One Liners
Q. Did ya hear about Darth Vader's sister, Ellie? A. Hundreds of men go down on her every day.
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smart man
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started by
roger
(06.12.2003 0:41:56 AM EST)
gotta remember this one
whiners!
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started by
Meesha
(06.08.2001 12:14:57 PM EST)
Goofball is great and if you don't think so, then leave. No one is forcing you to be here! Quit complaining or get the heck out.
this is 4 uncle
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.13.2000 10:43:12 PM EST)
HEY AUNTIE...DOESNT THIS LOOK FROMILLARE???
Gee, thanks, honey...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(06.09.2000 11:48:25 PM EST)
...now, make sure you finish painting the living room before I get back, or I'll beat the crap outta ya!
;o)
goofball now officially sux.
(1 reply)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.08.2000 6:53:43 PM EST)
what happened to the good days at goofball!!!!...this sux...time to find a new "funny site"
"The good old days back" - what the hell is that supposed to mean anyway anonymous coward poster?
JSkills Goofball Staff
good old days
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.08.2000 6:31:50 AM EST)
the new goofball is sooooo shit, funk this registering crap, lets all get together,complain about the new revised goofball and get the good old days back...
Third!
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started by
ILuvPie
(06.08.2000 4:54:24 AM EST)
The same thing has happened to me except that I was on my way to my Mistress's house. Though the whip and the nipple clamps weren't quite as revealing as the golf clubs.
The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.
second!
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started by
misha86
(06.08.2000 0:42:16 AM EST)
i can't believe I missed first! The picture doesn't suck... it would be funny to see in real life.
first!!
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started by
blah4321
(06.08.2000 0:05:37 AM EST)
I'm first! the pictrue sucks
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