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Good Reason To Marry

By: luvly1Published: 12/06/2005
 
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So will this make her bisexual since she'll consummate the marriage by herself?

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    Looks to me (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.06.2005 6:19:51 AM EST)


    Like her own nose would do a damn fine job of consummating the marriage.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (12.06.2005 3:43:07 AM EST)

    well, bi mean 2, so i guess this would make her a

    unosexual, a woman who does herself and likes cards.

    I Have Only One Regret and That Was I Never Got to Beat a Man to Death While Wearing a Tuxedo.

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