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Heads Up When Your Sweetie Calls You Pet

By: luvly1Published: 05/27/2007
 
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It really could be a sign.

Heads Up When Your Sweetie Calls You Pet

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    Heck, thats nothing .... (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (05.28.2007 10:55:58 AM EST)

    I trained my dog to attack on the command of my ex-wifes name. Every time she comes around, "Gee, I don't know why she doesn't like you, Wanda."

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    Wife Food (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.27.2007 9:28:51 AM EST)


    Trust me, dude

    Everything wifey wants is in your wallet. At least for now. Eventually she'll want your balls, too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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