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Heck, thats nothing ....
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apeman0817
(05.28.2007 10:55:58 AM EST)
I trained my dog to attack on the command of my ex-wifes name. Every time she comes around, "Gee, I don't know why she doesn't like you, Wanda."
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
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tjshere
(05.27.2007 9:28:51 AM EST)
Trust me, dude
Everything wifey wants is in your wallet. At least for now. Eventually she'll want your balls, too.
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