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His Feminine Side

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/26/2006
 
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Sometimes it's best to leave that side alone. I never try to awaken my masculine side. He'd just want a beer and a feel of my tits anyway.

His Feminine Side

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    The way women swear these days (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.26.2006 10:49:33 AM EST)


    I think they're in touch with their masculine side quite often.

    Thanks to Missy for the great GIF

    You know... (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
    (12.26.2006 10:14:18 AM EST)

    I've never thought about a woman getting in touich with her masculine side - it seems that you always hear about a man getting in touch with his feminine side. But, your analysis is very accurate.

    From a guy's point of view, what's better than a beer and a grope/feel/squeeze?


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