"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." - Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003
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"Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine" — radio news announcer
Snapple Facts
#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
One Liners
Q. What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? A. A flame thrower.
I had a Lawyer once,
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started by
thegrandpatron
(09.16.2002 7:23:59 AM EST)
who told me, that he would defend me down to my last Dollar.
(That's no joke either)
Thank Bob for
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started by
marvin
(09.16.2002 3:49:39 AM EST)
the NHS ???????????
Are you crazy Marvin ?
Or...
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started by
acidinterval
(09.16.2002 2:49:49 AM EST)
Now that we have all your money, it's safe to tell you that your perfectly fine and nolonger need to be under observation, you may now leave.
Great cartoon..
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