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It’s obvious that he doesn’t own a “Beagle”.
My sum bitchin’ beagle will eat anything.
I guess
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started by
marrakeshman
(02.02.2007 0:55:43 AM EST)
what he's really asking for is a doggy bag, but would the mutt be seriously interesested in hospital food?
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