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is so stupid she stole free bread.
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It’s obvious that he doesn’t own a “Beagle”.
My sum bitchin’ beagle will eat anything.
I guess
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marrakeshman
(02.02.2007 0:55:43 AM EST)
what he's really asking for is a doggy bag, but would the mutt be seriously interesested in hospital food?
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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