"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in doing so we notonly freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." —Bush, on regime change in the United States Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President George W. Bush and AustralianPrime Minister John Howard Hold Joint Media Availability," May 3, 2003
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"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." —Steven Wright, Comedian
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#190 Thailand means "Land of the Free".
Yo Mama ...
like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
They come in quite handy for mooning when your docor hands you the bill.
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