"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead." -George W. Bush, May 11, 2001
Random Quote
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." — Woody Allen
Snapple Facts
#5 Camels have 3 eyelids.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
One Liners
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
34,521
articles
November 22, 2009
558,335
postings
LOGIN or REGISTRATION is Required
This section of Goofball.com is for adults only. You must have registered with us and certified that you are currently 18 years of age or older to proceed any further. If you have registered already, please log in using your user name and password to the left. Or simply, register now. It's quick and easy.
