"In the last 32 months, history has placed great demands on our country, and events have come quickly."—Bush, speaking from Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
Random Quote
"I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#208 Add up opposing sides of a dice cube and you'll always get seven.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.
One Liners
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
If they had come through here we might all get a 5 day weekend.
Those of you who are retired and don't care can kiss my ass. LOL
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
Goofball Facts
The tailless dinner jacket was invented in Tuxedo Park, New York. Thus it is called the "tuxedo dinner jacket" and is named after the town, not the other way around.
