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How Thanksgiving Came On Thursday

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/24/2005
 
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I wonder what football teams played that year.

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    Damn Injuns!! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.24.2005 9:46:25 AM EST)


    If they had come through here we might all get a 5 day weekend.

    Those of you who are retired and don't care can kiss my ass. LOL

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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