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Final answer?

By: AnonymousPublished: 07/01/2000
 
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dont think he had Regis in mind.

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    started by SuicideKing
    (07.03.2000 3:30:20 PM EST)
    I think the wife is damn sexy :)

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    She's cruisin' for the ol' midnight stealth facial! She better not sleep with her mouth open!

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    .......that bitch is ugly, but then again, he's a fucking cyclops.........hehe Eat more peaches

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    She may be ugly but all bitch's look good with a dick in there mouth

    ALL Liberals are morons,Algore is a scumbag

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    why dont you pole the audience? and 98% of the audience says... get a new wife! damn, she's ugly, even for a cartoon!

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