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Daddy?...

By: skunkmanPublished: 09/05/2000
 
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The words a father never wants to hear...

Daddy?...

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    Good one skunkman (0 replies)
    started by Roger
    (09.05.2000 4:52:02 PM EST)

    as George Carlin once said, the women that are against abortion are women you wouldn't wanna fu*k in the first place... haha

    ....and h8suall, why don't you submit something and quit crying.

    Damn whiner!!!!!!

    Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.

    If this is Alabama... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.05.2000 1:15:42 PM EST)

    ...then she says, "You remember that game we played? Hide daddy's monkey? And then the monkey spit inside me? I think I have a monkey inside me now."

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Always wondered..... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.05.2000 9:45:47 AM EST)

    where these people get the time and money to protest....don't they work ??

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    Oh sorry (0 replies)
    started by christina
    (09.05.2000 0:15:31 AM EST)

    i spelled it wrong abortion

    THE BITCH WAS HERE

    he will change his mind (0 replies)
    started by christina
    (09.05.2000 0:13:44 AM EST)

    he will take her out of state and get her a aportion how much you want to bet. christina

    THE BITCH WAS HERE

    1st (0 replies)
    started by h8suall
    (09.05.2000 0:12:49 AM EST)

    I rule and this sucks

    1st (0 replies)  
    started by h8suall
    (09.05.2000 0:08:53 AM EST)

    I rule and this sucks

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