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Before & After

By: keithtPublished: 09/16/2000
 
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Two views of the same wife. One from before the marriage, and one after.

Before & After

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    Nice art-work (0 replies)
    started by wdk250
    (11.20.2000 7:09:37 AM EST)

    Very creative.... I like it !!!

    Cool (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.17.2000 3:09:32 AM EST)

    Pretty cool

    What!? (0 replies)
    started by alfspin
    (09.17.2000 1:58:21 AM EST)

    This sucks! The real version is "Before Six Beers" and "After Six Beers".

    Alf is in Da' House!

    HI (0 replies)
    started by crazybryant
    (09.16.2000 6:37:01 PM EST)

    i hope i dont look like that


    HI (0 replies)
    started by crazybryant
    (09.16.2000 6:32:01 PM EST)

    i hope that we dont look like that


    Well, some truth to it. (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.16.2000 4:12:12 PM EST)

    But men fare no better.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    pissed (0 replies)
    started by muttiman
    (09.16.2000 6:18:17 AM EST)

    its like a before and after pissed shot....ha ha

    not only... (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (09.16.2000 1:07:18 AM EST)

    have I seen that before,it's sucks also

    Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

    oldddddd (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.16.2000 0:18:44 AM EST)

    like TJ :)

    Ryan(the §uiŠideKĪng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide...king..."

    True (0 replies)
    started by estoude1
    (09.16.2000 0:15:11 AM EST)

    and first!

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

    there`s a twist (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (09.16.2000 0:14:21 AM EST)

    maybe your wives not mine guess i`m lucky after all

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