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Yo Mama ...
is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path.
This made the rounds when fax machines were a new concept!
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I remember when I found this pic...
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SuicideKing
(09.22.2000 2:03:52 AM EST)
I thought about posting it here but decided against it cuz the quality was shit..hehe. looks like somebody drew it while drunk on a bar napkin or something, and the text is so plain, looks like it was freshly typed...on an old typewriter!
R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg)
"When I go out, I'ma go out shootin'
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid!"
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donut38
(09.22.2000 0:05:17 AM EST)
only if she was a blond
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