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ha..
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Logan17
(11.27.2000 10:40:28 PM EST)
Roger has his shit straight, woman. Go make me some pie!
LoGaN
fuck it
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.20.2000 9:29:08 PM EST)
driving can be dangerous.
Hey
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.09.2000 9:22:26 PM EST)
Roger has this shit backwards.
Well....
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started by
nejnirom
(10.18.2000 5:22:35 PM EST)
Wow, this is old. I am a woman and I'd just like to point out that I have never done anything like this. I only aim for things that can (try) to run away.
Even worse...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.18.2000 4:57:01 PM EST)
...is the fact that this picture is about as old as me! I'm surprised it hasn't been posted here before.
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
First, Damnit!
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started by
yomomma
(10.18.2000 6:03:13 AM EST)
Ain't you jealous?
Quit moving your lips while reading this!
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