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Flotation Devices for Penguins

By: MissPKPublished: 11/02/2000
 
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Now that IS a funny swim ring!

Flotation Devices for Penguins

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    LOL! (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.03.2000 3:37:15 PM EST)

    Cute, PK! :)

    ~SweetiePeach~

    Hey PK!! (1 reply)
    started by bjshadow
    (11.02.2000 7:13:40 PM EST)


    Ya wanna be MY flotation device? ;o)

    Ride the Log Ride: you WILL get wet!!

    I THINK I LIKE THE (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (11.02.2000 4:08:35 PM EST)

    MS PK GIF BETTER THAN THE CARTOON

    Dumb (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (11.02.2000 1:42:02 AM EST)

    That was kinda stupid...

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    thanks for the laughs MissPk (0 replies)
    started by daveminster
    (11.02.2000 0:30:13 AM EST)

    see title for details

    number 1!! (0 replies)  
    started by farley
    (11.02.2000 0:04:50 AM EST)

    I win

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