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Yo Mama ...
so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
One Liners
Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Well Fart
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.09.2000 8:36:22 PM EST)
We bitches earn the right to be called a bitch,and in this case,strait up sister show that fucker whose boss!
Knowing most...
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mizike
(11.08.2000 5:41:35 PM EST)
psycho bitches, he better go under the knife and change his looks cuz the bitch always finds you. SHE ALWAYS FINDS YOU AND YOUR WALLET....
...he'd probably get everything in the divorce. Including his very own death certificate.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Amazon chicks!
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yusaku999
(11.08.2000 3:49:10 AM EST)
Wow... That would suck. You can't hit women, but they can hit you. What's going on with that?
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
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Sell her to a biker gang. It's cheaper, and you'll NEVER see her again!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
I`M GLAD
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donut38
(11.08.2000 0:09:47 AM EST)
MY WIFES NOT LIKE THAT
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