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started by
proverbialchump
(02.25.2001 11:24:45 PM EST)
Guess which dentist is from Arkansas?
THAT'LL TEACHEM
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started by
RoosterCogburn
(02.25.2001 5:57:09 AM EST)
THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR..HE'S DARN LUCKY TO HAVE JUST A FEW LEFT!
Did I get that right parrotnurse?
It ain't the principal of the thing,
it's the damn money.
THAT'LL TEACHEM
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started by
parrotnurse
(02.23.2001 6:56:15 PM EST)
THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR..HE'S DARN LUCKY TO HAVE JUST A FEW LEFT!
THAT'LL TEACHEM
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started by
parrotnurse
(02.23.2001 6:55:37 PM EST)
THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR..HE'S DARN LUCKY TO HAVE JUST A FEW LEFT!
THAT'LL TEACHEM
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started by
parrotnurse
(02.23.2001 6:52:32 PM EST)
THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR...HE'S LUCKY HE STILL HAS A FEW LEFT!
THAT'LL TEACHEM
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started by
parrotnurse
(02.23.2001 6:43:10 PM EST)
THAT DUDE TRYED TO GRAB MY PARROT LAST NITE IN THE BAR...HE'S LUCKY HE STILL HAS A FEW LEFT!
there is
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started by
paparoach1
(02.22.2001 3:28:49 PM EST)
always 1 a hole in a group
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
Gappy...
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started by
emmab
(02.22.2001 4:13:08 AM EST)
Damn I picked the wrong dentist..
I have standards, but they are double.
good
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started by
oxbrain
(02.22.2001 1:43:22 AM EST)
very good
is this off of joecartoon? it looks like his style
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
I wonder
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started by
Roger
(02.22.2001 1:26:45 AM EST)
what the 10th toilet paper salesman would look like?
hahahahahaha
I threw you a handful of goofballs MissPK. Want some kisses to top it off?
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First
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  started by
raven
(02.21.2001 11:25:46 PM EST)
funny
Once upon a midnight hour,
Your wife jumped on my tower
Quoath Raven "was it good for you"
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