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"I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
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Man Thought Hurt But Slightly Dead headline from the Providence (R.I.) Journal
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck.
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WTF?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.27.2001 7:25:06 PM EST)
Hasn't anyone heard the mutha' fu*kin' sayin' "a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do... be it sheep cow women or other" ???
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Bummer
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started by
jedigrrl
(03.27.2001 5:51:09 PM EST)
why doesn't that ever happen to me???...besides, i'd never feed him grapes...i just wanna fuck him!!
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um
(0 replies)
started by
StreetImperial
(03.26.2001 8:44:14 PM EST)
is that dude licking out her ass? It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.
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Yes, Ms PK...
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started by
kweenbee
(03.25.2001 3:14:44 PM EST)
...I think she does have a case of something. Nice post.
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LOL
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started by
bjshadow
(03.24.2001 1:01:12 AM EST)
I love how non-chilauntly the guy with the coffee looks!Ride the Log Ride: you WILL get wet!!
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WAIT A MINUTE !!!
(3 replies)
started by
JohnnyKatoom
(03.23.2001 5:31:21 PM EST)
But she might fantisize about getting force fucked by some movie star... That's ok cuz she wants it. But when a guy ask's for a simple blow job, that's out of the question!!! LAWSUIT!!!!! All women trade something for sex. Example, diamond ring, new car, bigger house, fancy clothes, new furniture, the list is endless...
All women are prostitutes, in some form or another, and we as men support this. All a man wants is a good dick sucking, and don't bitch when we do something stupid.
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that happened to me once
(1 reply)
started by
razor696
(03.23.2001 1:22:43 PM EST)
i was constantly being felt up at work by all my female co-workers. i never made it to the phone.
i never wanted to make it to the phone.uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy!
shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!
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Question Miss PK
(2 replies)
started by
DaveMan
(03.23.2001 9:39:15 AM EST)
Is it harassment or just those guys' idea of phone sex?! ;^p "If you're takin' your girlfriend out tonight, you'd better park your car well out of sight, 'cause if we catch you in the backseat tryin' to open her blouse, we're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box!"
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