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Order In The Court!

By: acornett1Published: 04/24/2001
 
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But what if witness wants to be led?

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    Johnny says: (1 reply)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.25.2001 11:30:35 PM EST)
    If it doesnt fit, you must acquit!

    Is This Thing on? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.24.2001 7:58:47 PM EST)
    http://www.geocities.com/salomon_v_j/picture.gif

    If this thing works you should see a picture of me

    And oh, Iīm sal1981 If any1 is wondering (I have trouble logging on and itīs NOT my password thatīs wrong...)

    hes doing more (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (04.24.2001 3:38:21 PM EST)
    than just leading her

    We're going to infest

    get real (0 replies)
    started by jackdaniels07
    (04.24.2001 10:08:53 AM EST)
    get real

    hmm... (0 replies)  
    started by oxbrain
    (04.24.2001 1:10:35 AM EST)
    I don't get it...
    what does leading a witness have to do with screwing a witness?

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