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Human flesh
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sal1981
(05.26.2001 11:21:20 PM EST)
tastes almost exatly like pork, only with some what sweet taste. Human flesh tastes best when cooked in oil and then dried a bit... yummy!
Judas Priest - Metal Meltdown
Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly
Puree of Blonde
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started by
proverbialchump
(05.11.2001 10:44:02 PM EST)
This is the results, after momma bear found out that Goldilocks was sleeping in the bed that was to big. Moral to the story, only sleep in the bed thats just right.
Next up,
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started by
willi
(05.10.2001 5:38:08 PM EST)
Mulligan Stew. He's the postman!
PK,...
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started by
GFish
(05.10.2001 5:16:49 PM EST)
It's "eatiting the blonde", not "eating the blonde out".
Hahahahahaha
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started by
sted5
(05.10.2001 5:30:26 AM EST)
That was great --goldie chops!
and Daddy Bear said ......
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started by
Marvin
(05.10.2001 5:13:52 AM EST)
"My porridge is to hot, and it's eating me ...... aaaaahhhhhhhhh ooooooohhhhh that's GOOD!"
FIRST
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started by
DeaddyBear
(05.10.2001 0:32:06 AM EST)
Hey this is pretty damn funny aint it!
JUST BE GLAD IM NOT YOUR KID
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