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RoosterCogburn
(02.25.2001 6:16:45 AM EST)
don't care for real butter anymore, it's the same with tits I guess. We live in a margarine and silicone world.
It ain't the principal of the thing,
it's the damn money.
Gunny
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StreetImperial
(02.25.2001 0:47:23 AM EST)
Your granfather was a perv
It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.
Wow
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thegunny
(02.24.2001 9:49:27 PM EST)
I remember seeing that in the late 60's or early 70's. I think my Grandfather showed me it the first time. Forgot all about it. Ah the memories.
"Poke-your-hind-parts" has gotta nice set of fun bags. Who wouda thunk it?
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
jackson 5
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.24.2001 4:27:54 AM EST)
jackoffs
BWAHAHAHAHA....
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oxbrain
(02.24.2001 2:55:31 AM EST)
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
First
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estoude1
(02.24.2001 0:05:11 AM EST)
Cute.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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