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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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By: acornett1Published: 05/14/2001
 
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    Please God, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (05.15.2001 5:06:58 PM EST)

    kill me now!

    I've learned thru experience that dying is cheaper than living.

    It's scary to think.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (05.14.2001 11:20:35 AM EST)


    ....that 50% of the doctors out there graduated in the bottom half of the class.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Hehe (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.14.2001 3:52:07 AM EST)

    That guy must not be in there for a vasectomy or he would already be out of the bed and down the stairs.


    I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
    Uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (05.14.2001 1:46:49 AM EST)

    Funny

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    started by deaddybear
    (05.14.2001 0:49:14 AM EST)

    If I were that kid I would become a geinocologist... :^P P.S. I think that the whole geino thing is misspelled

    --Deaddy Bear--

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (05.14.2001 0:18:16 AM EST)

    Sounds about right...

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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