"Wait for us to succeed peace. Wait for us to have two states, side by side—is for everybody coming together to deny the killers the opportunity to destroy." —Bush, speaking to reporters Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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Yo Mama ...
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One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? A: Lipstick.
Come on!
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sal1981
(05.26.2001 10:03:21 PM EST)
I want BLOOD!
Cradle of Filth - Cradle of Filth
Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly
I don't know,
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kweenbee
(05.24.2001 8:48:07 PM EST)
but if it was one of the goofgals, it probably smells like chicken.
He's better off used in a Hobo Stew
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started by
willi
(05.24.2001 4:39:55 PM EST)
This is obviously one of the earliest recorded auditions of one of America's most beloved comedians, Carrottop!
Uhmm
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leadj
(05.24.2001 4:15:02 PM EST)
Better than who beat the meat
Darn!!
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MissPK
(05.24.2001 10:08:12 AM EST)
That stinks!
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