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so wrong
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streetimperial
(06.04.2001 9:40:12 PM EST)
Then how about some head?
I walk on water, spit fire and shit haagen daaz, I dolize no man like Conan and stand beside the Gods.
wow
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started by
johnnykatoom
(06.02.2001 9:25:39 AM EST)
that really hits close to home... I hear that at least 4 or 5 times a day.
Good one PK
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started by
fujiwara
(05.31.2001 7:29:19 PM EST)
Will you be my phone a friend?
thats cool!
Good one, Miss PK.
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started by
kweenbee
(05.31.2001 7:23:45 PM EST)
To hell with calling, just go see her and get the same answer.
Dumb Shit......
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started by
dave3236
(05.31.2001 5:11:43 PM EST)
Look at her. He should'nt be in bed with her anyway. I'm sure Miss P.K. never looks like that in bed.
Superdave
Be afraid, Be very afraid!
LOL
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started by
bigswifty
(05.31.2001 8:26:35 AM EST)
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR OPTIONS OPEN.
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
Good one
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started by
shoepick
(05.31.2001 1:16:10 AM EST)
Hey MissPK that's a good one. Would you be my phone a friend just in case?
First
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started by
estoude1
(05.31.2001 0:08:59 AM EST)
The answer is likely a 'no.'
Bitch.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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