"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
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Yo Mama ...
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Q: What's the definition of macho? A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
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Oh thats why
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bigswifty
(07.31.2001 11:16:39 PM EST)
I've got a stripe on my forehead!!LOL, I thought this was pretty funny, thanks Luv.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Hahahaha!
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kweenbee
(07.26.2001 10:47:59 AM EST)
I wonder what his pecker looks like! Funny one, Ms Luvly.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
This happened to me
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started by
thegrandpatron
(07.26.2001 8:21:16 AM EST)
This actually happened to me except I had two white spots on my legs where my Balls laid. Weird!
No problem for me
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started by
tjshere
(07.26.2001 3:31:11 AM EST)
Mine would never show above the jeans. Hahahaha.
Nice one, luvly, this is funny. Keep `em coming, OK?
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
Just think ....
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started by
marvin
(07.26.2001 2:41:59 AM EST)
hisdick must be totally out of action, unless someone rubs cream into for him ! LOL
Nice one Luvly
hahahahah
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meesha
(07.26.2001 0:34:56 AM EST)
Good one, luvly1!
*meow*
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
