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Actually,
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started by
kweenbee
(08.31.2001 1:51:17 PM EST)
A very good use for lawyers. Good pic Marvin. Five goofs to ya'.
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Personally....
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started by
roger
(08.30.2001 3:22:22 PM EST)
I think the lawyers that just came out of a pig's butt make the best colors on the wall.. right Marvin?
For contrast
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started by
marvin
(08.30.2001 2:40:03 AM EST)
throw a few members of the royal family on another wall.
Huh?
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started by
tjshere
(08.30.2001 0:24:38 AM EST)
Why are they so full of blood? They have no heart to pump it with.
More good work, Marvin. Are you trying to catch Roger? ;^)
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