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A Likely Story

By: sassygalPublished: 09/25/2001
 
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He's investigating something, all right... how about how strong your marriage is.

A Likely Story

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    He thought (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.25.2001 7:39:33 PM EST)

    It was a blow-up doll and just checking the expiration date on it.
    ^5 Sassy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    He's the..... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.25.2001 7:35:35 PM EST)

    ...linens inspector from Sears...checking on the thread count of the sheets...LOL!

    ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

    Yes, I am a journalist (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (09.25.2001 5:33:11 PM EST)

    and I want to know if her periods are bigger than mine!

    He's investigating a rumor (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (09.25.2001 10:41:16 AM EST)


    a rumor that this guy's wife was screwing everyone in town.

    Any good "Undercover Investigator"... (11 replies)
    started by misspk
    (09.25.2001 9:30:09 AM EST)

    Should be able to tell if the carpet matches the drapes. Considering my floors are bare, the investigation proved to be inconclusive.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    By the look on her face (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (09.25.2001 0:59:46 AM EST)

    the investigation was through and he has solved the problem.

    In my career, I too have had some close shaves with investigations and have finally sniffed out the truth!!

    And the truth is I loved every minute of it!!

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    On surveillance (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (09.25.2001 0:20:04 AM EST)


    On the trail of the Toothless Beaver - live on location!

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

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