"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
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#73 The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life waiting for a traffic light to change.
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is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
One Liners
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.
Too bad
(3 replies)
started by
tjshere
(10.01.2001 11:45:35 AM EST)
Her husband wasn't there to take advantage of the situation. Hehehehe.
Then again, who would want to do someone named Edna?
*hugs* to my PK
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
A can of whoopass....
(1 reply)
started by
sweetiepeach
(10.01.2001 10:47:31 AM EST)
..is what every guy opens when he tells a girl her ass looks big in those jeans...:)
~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
Just like my Ex-wife
(10 replies)
started by
bigswifty
(10.01.2001 9:09:37 AM EST)
some women have no business being in the kitchen.
Funny as hell. Hey heres another reason to say thank you P.K.
I too am confused. Because I also found this to be funny as sh*t.
I think I may have pulled this off myself sometime.
Does anybody
(1 reply)
started by
marvin
(10.01.2001 2:19:15 AM EST)
have a good recipe for Whoopass ? Flambe maybe ?
I don't know why
(1 reply)
  started by
roger
(10.01.2001 1:36:21 AM EST)
but this was funny as shit.....
PK.. come here and give me a kiss.
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