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"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big joke on me." Robert Frost
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#168 One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns.
Yo Mama ...
has is so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?A: The white one got away.
That was the greatest sex we've ever had Honey!
I loved that part where you almost moved.
Holy Cow
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bigswifty
(10.05.2001 2:18:00 AM EST)
For a second I thought that was my ex-wife, but she's not doing the daily crossword.
Oh by the way, that is one ugly "guy-butt."
Romance??? What ever happened to doing the Wild Monkey Dance just for grins?
Hahaha
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tjshere
(10.05.2001 0:19:09 AM EST)
As much as I love to smoke, I promise I will never do that to you, PK. Now, the face in the butt thing might be a different story. ;^)
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
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