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The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
I'm sorry
(2 replies)
started by
teddiebare
(10.12.2001 3:11:55 AM EST)
If she smells like that he's better off without her. **grin**
Hmmmmm
(0 replies)
started by
tjshere
(10.12.2001 1:42:26 AM EST)
It doesn't look like the seafood diet did much to control his weight.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
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