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Phone Attitude

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 09/04/2001
 
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You've got to keep a pleasant attitude -- even when you're dissing the guy who asked you out.

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    Thread comment award goes to: (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.04.2003 1:02:05 AM EST)


    Kweenbee for whatever he said down there...


    Keep those comments coming folks,
    you too could be a weener!!

    hehehehe! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.04.2001 7:39:30 PM EST)

    Shake your hand with one hand and stab you in the back with another.
    Good one, Grand.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I prefer ... (1 reply)
    started by willi
    (09.04.2001 5:12:56 PM EST)

    when monkeys fly out of your butt, cause the greater the stimulation baby, the greater the copulation!

    Please record your message... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (09.04.2001 5:11:31 PM EST)


    ...after the tone. *click*

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    She'll Crack (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.04.2001 10:14:02 AM EST)

    just keep trying !


    Kiss My Ass !

    Shame on her! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.04.2001 9:13:05 AM EST)

    She looks like a mom out of a `50s TV sitcom, but they never talked like that.

    Good pic, Patron.


    I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
    LMAO!! (0 replies)  
    started by obiwan
    (09.04.2001 6:09:51 AM EST)

    Imo use those too! Good one Grand!

    ~Obiwan~

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