"Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we've finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater."—Bush, introducing the pop singer and reality TV star on March 14 at Ford's Theater in Washington (where Lincoln was shot). Source: Richard Leiby, The Washington Post, "Reliable Source," March 16, 2004
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Q: What's the definition of macho? A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
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I once saw the light
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started by
marvin
(09.20.2001 3:54:08 AM EST)
but someone turned it off to save electric.
KB I'll give you 5^ as long as you don't reply ;-)
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