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Yo Mama ...
is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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juniorsimms
(09.23.2001 4:32:28 AM EST)
I don't care if it rains or freezes
as long as I have my plastic Jesus
riding on the dashboard of my car.
-Billy Magnum, mama's boy
When I die I want to be cremated and thrown in Osama Bin Laden's face.
Just thought I'd get VJ on my butt. She hasn't yelled at me lately. I kinda miss that.
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Jesus Christ, Hang On!
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misspk
(09.22.2001 9:44:30 AM EST)
They say you should never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly! :-)
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