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Police Sketch Artist

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 10/13/2001
 
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Hey, if that's all he remembers, what can you do? Search for the guy with three hairs and a freckle on the 4th knuckle of his left hand?

Police Sketch Artist

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    Dang....! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (10.13.2001 9:45:41 PM EST)

    Not many options left here!!!!
    Never really thought of this problem before...but it is one!

    Funny post GP!

    If that was me sitting there (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (10.13.2001 9:00:23 PM EST)

    they'd be sketching a picture of my wife.

    Funny 'toon GP.

    God Bless America Orgasm Donor

    Hahahaha3 (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.13.2001 11:39:39 AM EST)

    I got in a fight once and the next day everything hurt except my fists.

    Great toon, GP. One we can really relate to. ^5

    We are coming, it's personal now.
    They have awakened a sleeping giant.
    Vengeance will be ours!

    hahahaha (2 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (10.13.2001 11:02:50 AM EST)

    knuckles, strikes again.

    I think that was the name of a gay porn film. LOL

      

    hahahaha! (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (10.13.2001 0:13:23 AM EST)

    Been there, bud. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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