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The sweatshirt will work
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tjshere
(11.21.2001 4:51:05 PM EST)
As long as it's tucked into a tight waistband so they don't hang out the bottom.
Nice toon, Patron.
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As far as she's concerned
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marvin
(11.20.2001 4:38:37 PM EST)
who cares what she wears, I certainly don't want to know !
A perfect bra...
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started by
luvly1
(11.20.2001 10:03:53 AM EST)
....could also be a Moo Moo!!! Now is that just "utterly" ridiculous?
I've been trying to convice the girls at Summa Cum Laud of this exact principle!
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
On a similar note....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(11.20.2001 0:04:10 AM EST)
...that's why the perfect undies for old guys is a pair of sweat pants...:)
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