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roger
(10.30.2001 5:36:38 AM EST)
They put my mother off a plane in Chicago because she was knitting an Afghan.
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obiwan
(10.30.2001 5:19:56 AM EST)
Bloody funny Divine!
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tjshere
(10.30.2001 3:31:12 AM EST)
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roostercogburn
(10.30.2001 0:08:39 AM EST)
makes you wonder how many instructors they lost flying planes into buildings. You guys just watch this shit.
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