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#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Not yet, PK
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started by
tjshere
(11.26.2001 8:03:56 PM EST)
Give me a minute to get there and guard your chin. ;^)
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Seriously now...
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started by
proverbialchump
(11.26.2001 6:31:36 PM EST)
If Miss PK jumped up and down, she would end up with and assault charge, and the police officer would end up with two black eyes!
Sometimes, she spends entire days in the shower... lather, rise and repeat.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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