"He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be."-On Rudy Giuliani, The Edge With Paula Zahn, May 18, 2000
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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
One Liners
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine.
Duck balls
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tjshere
(12.15.2001 12:01:26 PM EST)
Tennis anyone?
Never fear.....TJ's here!
My ex-wife...
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started by
roostercogburn
(12.15.2001 4:40:42 AM EST)
uses a blow dryer just like that to dry the rent receipt.
Not quite
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started by
marvin
(12.15.2001 2:41:42 AM EST)
what I was expecting to see here ! LOL
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