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The Best Laid Plans

By: beckdaddyPublished: 12/12/2001
 
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My boss makes plans like that.

The Best Laid Plans

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    Ohhhhhh, nooooooo! (0 replies)
    started by jason13
    (12.12.2001 7:16:34 PM EST)

    The sky is darkening!

    Help! I'm being crushed!

    Wait! I think I found a way out!

    Noooooo, it's not!!!!

    Awwwwww, SHIT!!!!!

    As a result... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (12.12.2001 6:04:05 PM EST)

    the spiders cleverly termed the phrase, "shit happens."

    Lousy website (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.12.2001 2:02:21 PM EST)

    LMAO@Roger ^5 Beck.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Sweetie makes plans like that? (2 replies)
    started by roger
    (12.12.2001 1:17:05 PM EST)

    Really Beck?

    Waaaaaa Hahahahahaha

    5 goofs on the cartoon, now I'm waiting on what da boss says.

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    INCOMING!!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.12.2001 6:10:29 AM EST)

    Damn, I hate chili night!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    lmao!! (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (12.12.2001 4:31:06 AM EST)

    what a shitty life ahead!
    Bloody funny Beck!

    ~Obiwan~

    Skunks Place ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (12.12.2001 2:29:00 AM EST)

    and proof that there are no flies on him !


    Season's Greetings from Marvin The Limey


    Charlotte's Web (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (12.12.2001 1:06:55 AM EST)


    Hell of a place to get bit.

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