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Uh-oh
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started by
tjshere
(01.26.2002 9:48:05 AM EST)
Mrs. C is sporting cleavage, garters, fishnets and pumps and Santa is turning it down????
Ya gotta wonder about a guy that hangs with elves all the time, especially while donning gay apparel.
Good toon, Marvin, thanks.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Cum on, ante up Mrs. Claus!
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started by
misspk
(01.26.2002 9:13:27 AM EST)
I think it's high time Santa Baby got a present of his own, and I'm sure he's sick of the ho, ho, ho's!
Well .....
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started by
marvin
(01.26.2002 3:10:33 AM EST)
she's pretty upset that it's taken him a month to get home ! LOL
(BTW - thanks to whoever has been through today's posts giving everything one point - that was really nice of you)
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