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Stray Bar

By: misspkPublished: 12/28/2001
 
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    When I was young and in my prime: (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (12.30.2001 1:02:25 PM EST)

    I was known for wandering in and bringing home a few strays.

    Oh my mispent youth...how I miss it so!

      

    This happened... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.29.2001 8:46:39 AM EST)


    ... to me and a Buddy of mine once. We were in a Bar in Biloxi, Mississippi. After about an hour of drinking, I guess my juices started flowing (Whiskey makes me Horny) and I looked around the room and I asked my Buddy, "Does it seem strange to you that in a Bar this nice in over an hour there hasn't been any women in here?"
    He said, "Awh can't be".
    Then about that time a Pretty Boy came up and asked us to play Darts.
    (not that Darts are a fag game, I just had the feeling I was being hit on)
    What was strange was, the year before I had a hell of a time in there Dancing (with women) and drinking.
    As John Cougar Melloncamp once said, "Life goes on"

    This country..... (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.28.2001 9:13:58 PM EST)

    ...has gone to the dogs.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I noticed that (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.28.2001 9:12:47 PM EST)

    they're not wearing any clothes either.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Gee Marvin..... (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (12.28.2001 10:28:07 AM EST)

    ...There are female dogs too.

    God Bless America Merry Christmas Goofs

    If those are dogs (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (12.28.2001 1:57:25 AM EST)

    then its a Gay Stray Bar !


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    Kiss my Ass !


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