"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
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#121 The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin.
Yo Mama ...
is so old shes blind from the big bang
One Liners
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: Are you sure it's mine?
I once read or is that I read once, oh well, that "No man has ever been Shot while doing the Dishes".
I also have never seen, where a man has been Shot while Eating Pussy. At least not by the woman involved.
I'll stick to the latter.
uh-oh
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tjshere
(01.08.2002 3:59:15 AM EST)
I hope step 2 isnt.....chop nuts.
^5 Luv. This one hit me funny.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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